Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
You can take F R E E online classes in like EVERYTHING. From MAJOR UNIVERSITIES. My friend is taking an animation class and I just signed up for a songwriting course from Berklee (fuckin BERKLEE) that starts in a month. This is CRACK for anybody like me who wants to learn all the things but has no money.
Don’t believe me?
Go look up the Gae spears.
Actually, no. I’ll do it for you.
Gae Bulg? That shit was basically 1v1 fite me nerd GG NO RE in physical form. You stab the fucker, and he sprouts a fucking TREE from his body and it has to be CUT. OUT. OF. THE. BODY. Metal as FUCK.
Gae Dearg? That shit causes wounds that don’t heal. Doesn’t sound too bad compared to Gae Bulg, right? Well guess what, fuckers: if you got any sort of wound back then it’d fucking kill you if you didn’t stop the bleeding as soon as possible. This thing keeps you bleeding.
Gae Buidhe? A spear that cuts magic. Again, doesn’t sound like much. Take a moment to think about just how spiritual and superstitious Ireland was in those times, and consider that everything was connected to some form of magic in their minds. This thing could sever your connection to life, the earth, the universe itself. That’s fucking scary.
Luin, the lance of Celtchar? Always on fire. ALWAYS. And not some pansy-ass torch fire. Fuck that. This thing was something that would have had the Lord of Sunlight, Gwyn himself, openly weeping. It was so fucking hot, this thing would set the buildings you tried to house it on fire. Even if they were stone. A drop of blood falling from the blade killed its first owner.
speaking of things that Gwyn would ruin his pants over, how about that Claihm Soleis? The Irish invented the lightsaber. Yeah. A sword with a blade of pure sunlight, that blazed more intensely the more powerful the one wielding it. It was said that nothing could withstand its touch, and that this claymore of light belong to Nuada. NUADA. THE GOD-KING.
Oh, and then there’s Caladbolg, sword of Fergus Mac Roich and analogue to EXCALIBUR. It trailed rainbows behind every movement, and a simple swing could cut a man in twain…and the man behind him…and the one behind him, and the one after that, and the one after that. It was an army-slayer, and it once cut the top of a mountain off when Fergus missed.
And then there’s Fragarach. Do I have to go into Fragarach? I do? Alright, hold on to your fucking asses.
Fragarach don’t take no fucking shit. It was forged by GODS. If you hold it to anyone’s throat, they CANNOT TELL A LIE. FRGARACH DON’T GOT TIME FOR LIES, BITCH. And shields? FUCK SHIELDS. FRAGARACH WILL FUCK THEM. IN THE ASS. And that thing of Gae Dearg’s? The whole “this wound won’t heal” thing? Yeah. Fragarach’s got that too. Jesus Fucking Christ
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?